Welcome to "Ask Grampa".  The only source you should ever come to for advice (but then get a second opinion).  If you've ever experienced a Keith and Company presentation, then you know I like to dispense my own brand of advice, gleaned from my 117 years worth of shoot-from-the-hip, tell-it-like-it-is, home-grown mountain wisdom.

Perhaps you'll find the answers you seek by browsing the advice I've already given to others below.  Or, if you're ready to ask your burning question, your journey to enlightenment begins by clicking here.  You may also use the "Ask Grampa" submission form to comment (sweetly) on any advice listed below.

All the best,

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Previous Guru-ings:

Dear Grampa,

How do you get your wife to stop nagging you?

Signed,

Tired Ears

Dear Tired Ears

I turn my hearing aid off.

Dear Grampa,

What do you think the next reality TV show should be?

Signed,

Barnett Wannabe

Dear Barnett Wannabe,

I think Donald Trump should combine forces with Martha Stewart and do a show called "Hostile Make-Overs".

Dear Grampa,

My family keeps asking me when I'm going to go on a diet and start working out, but I just have too much on my plate right now.  What should I do?

Signed,

Portly Pappa

Dear Portly Pappa,

First of all, the fact that you have too much on your plate IS the problem.  However, if ya wanna buy yerself some time, just tell everyone that you're bulking up for a really impressive "before" picture.

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